Postal service deemed “Not man enough for Booze”

I read an article in the Sunday papers referring to a small town in the Yorkshire dales called ‘Booze’ apparently this small ex mining village (with a fantastic name but sadly no pub) has been deemed to dangerous for the local postman, who presumably suffers from some kind of chronic fear of lanes or other equally disturbing mental disorder. Booze has had uninterrupted postal service since the postal service began, and now finds itself in the dubious position of being even more isolated by cost cutting bureaucrats with risk assessment forms instead of logic. This is a damning state of affairs, Is England really that sad a place that we can’t find a postal service manly enough (sorry ladies) to tackle a winding country lane.